It had taken him several months, but the exec had finally persuaded his new
secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have
sex with her that way.
"And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife, when the
wayward husband finally arrived home.
"Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."
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