Honeymoon Pictures


On their first night together, a newlywed couple gets ready for
bed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and
wearing a beautiful robe.


The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can
open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and
he is astonished with her beauty.


"Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful,
let me take your picture." Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?" He
answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my
heart forever."


She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the
bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new
wife asks, "Why are you wearing a robe, we are married now." The
man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get
a picture". He beams and asks, "Why?"


She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!

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