Getting into heaven

God had recently wanted a break from judging people at the gates of heaven. He then appointed St. Peter in charge and took a vacation.





St. Peter was not feeling the extra workload so he decided to let people based on how innocent they were when they died.


4 men appear simultaneously in front of peter. He then proceeded to ask the first man how he died.





1st man "I was doing gardening work for a landscaping company when all of a suddenly this man falls out I go to help him but then something huge falls on my head and now I am here."





St peter thinks he's innocent and sends him through the gates.







The next man says "I suspected my wife to be cheating on me so I went home early and saw a man with my wife. Grabbed him and threw him off my balcony. I still felt like I didn't commit a sufficient amount of pain so I grabbed the closest wardrobe and threw it off the ledge. I felt this pain in my heart, probably a heart attack and now I am here."






St peter " Good enough proceed to heaven."







3rd man " I was on craigslist and saw this woman was selling her speakers so I went to her house. Next thing you know a man throws me off his balcony. I hit the ground and this man comes to see if I am okay. Next thing you know this wardrobe comes down and kills us both."





Peter sends him though the gates as well for being innocent





There is only one man left and Peter asked him how he died.






He said " I was having sex with this chick. We hear a knock at the door and she tells me to hide in a wardrobe by the balcony."






Peter decides this sucks and sends him to heaven