They decide to feed up a pig to see how big it can get without it taking a dump. So they make up a feeding-plan, consisting of 3 weeks of permanent feeding of the pig, while putting a cork in his ass.
After one week, the pig has doubled its size. The scientists, amazed with the results, decide to continue with the experiment.
After two weeks of feeding, the pig has grown to be the size of VW Beetle. The scientist decide to continue with the experiment, but decide to train a monkey to remove the cork from the pig´s ass just in case.
After three weeks of feeding the pig, it is now the size of a farmtractor. Happy with the results, the scientists decide to wrap up the experiment before the pig explodes.
They take the pig out to the field and position themselfs behind the pig to remove the cork and measure the amount of poop that comes out of the pig ( FOR SCIENCE AND STUFF ).
The first scientist positions himself 50 meters behind the pig, and the second scientist stands 25 meters away from the pig. The monkey is positioned directly behind the pig, ready to remove the cork. Scientist number two gives the monkey the signal, and he removes the cork. Shit flies all over the place, and before he knows it, the first scientist is standing in shit up to his knees.
He inmediatly runs to scientist number two, wich is covered in shit up to his shoulders. While freeing his friend from all the poo, he cant help but notice his buddy laughing his ass off. Confused, he asks him: "How can you laugh while being covered with pig-shit up to your torso?" And the other scientist replies :"Dude, you shoul have seen the face of that poor monkey!"
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