One day there was this really horny guy who was stranded one
this Island. The only thing that was there with him was a pig
and a dog. Every time he went to go screw the pig the dog would
start biting him. This made it impossible to screw the pig.
The next day a incredibly hot chick also managed to get stranded
on the island. She was very sick when she came, so the horny guy
helped out. After she was feeling better she went to the horny
guy and said "you've saved my life I will do anything for you."
So the horny turns to her and asks, "Will you take the dog for a
walk?"
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