After his first day working at a department store. The manager walks up to his new sales men and asked him how many sales he had his first day.
The young man proudly answered �One.� The manager replied �only one, well how much was it for�? The young man responded with $39562. Curious the manager asked what he had sold.
He was buying some fishing hooks and I told him that he would probably need some stronger line to go with those hooks. He agreed but before he left I suggested he bought a new rod to go with his new line and hooks. And to my surprise he bought it as well. So I thought I would try to sell him a boat so that he could go out and catch some big fish. After deciding on the boat he realized that his car wouldn�t be able to tow the boat so I showed him the new truck we had and he bought that as well. By the time he had walked out his total was $39562.
The manager said �You are one hell of a sales men a guy comes into buy fishing hooks and you sell him fishing line, a rod, a new boat, and even a truck�.
�No� the clerk said �He came in to buy tampons for his girlfriend and I said your weekend is pretty much spoilt you should go fishing!�
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