So one day this guy has a big win on a horse race and goes for a few drinks to celebrate, after a few too many pints decides he has had enough of this dog barking across the wall from next door every night. So he marches up to his neighbours door and offers to buy the dog for a big wad of notes. The neighbour accepts the cash and the guy brings the dog home where his wife was in the kitchen. “What are you going to do with that dog." she asks.
“I will let him live in the garden so that dick next door has to listen to MY dog barking all night” he replied
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