Their tickets gave them seats next to eachother. Realizing his good fortune, he strikes up a conversation.
"So, what do you do for a living?" He asked.
She blushed. "You'll laugh, but I'm a sex therapist."
"That's fascinating." He said automatically.
"It is." she agreed. "You'd be surprised about what misconceptions people have about sex."
"Such as?"
"Well for example, The African American male doesn't have the largest penis. That honor goes to the American Indian. Or that Italians are the most considerate lovers. The Jewish hold that title."
"interesting. he says. Who has the longest stamina?" He asked.
"That would be the Russians, as a matter of fact. Anyways, i never got your name, sir."
"Ivan, Ivan Kicking Horse Goldbloom." He said.
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