A pirate and his mate meet in the bar. He hasn't seen him in a while and has suffered three injuries since they last met. When his mate walks in they greet each other and he notices the pirates injuries. He has a wooden leg, hook as a hand and an eye patch.
"How did you lose your leg?'' His mate asks.
"I was searching for treasure in the Carribean and when a shark took me leg" replied the pirate. His mate also notices the hook on his arm.
"How did you lose your hand?"
"I was a attacked by another pirate and the bastard cut off me hand" said the pirate.
"Oh, what about your eye patch?"
"Well, a bird shat in me eye". the pirate replied. His mate looked confused.
"How could you lose an eye by a bird shitting in it?" His mate asked. The pirate said angrily "It was after I got me hook!"
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