A proctologist and a cardiologist are closing their tab.
The bartender brings the check.
The proctologist says "they're on me" while reaching into his shirt-pocket.
He proceeds to pull out a thermometer and exclaims, "Great, some *ass-hole* walked off with my pen"!
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