"The kid who didn't know what swear words are"

A young boy goes downstairs to the kitchen to find his parents fighting. The father call his mother a "Bitch". The little boy asks, "Daddy, Daddy what's a bitch?" The father's response, "Oh nothing, just a name I call your mother." The mother retaliates but calling the father a "Bastard". The boy asks, "Mommy, Mommy what's a bastard?" The mother's response, "Oh nothing, just a name I call your father." A few minutes go by and the father is trying to hang his coat on a hanger and it keeps falling off and yells out "Ass". "Daddy, Daddy what does ass mean?" the boy asks. The father's reponse, "Just another way of hanging up your coat." An hour later the boy runs upstairs and his father is in the bathroom shaving, cuts himself and yells out "Shit". Daddy, Daddy what's shit mean." He responds, "Oh, just a form of shaving. Go bug your mother." The boy runs down to the kitchen where his mother is carving a turkey for dinner, cuts herself and yells out "Fuck". "Mommy, Mommy what's fuck mean." Her response is, "Just another form of carving a turkey." "DING DONG", the boy answers the door and dinner guests have arrived. He says, "All you bitches and bastards, hang up your asses, Dad's upstairs putting shit on his face and Mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey."