A guy goes to a doctor complaining his elbow his aching. Doctor asks him to bring in a urine sample.
Guy is seriously mad, and thinks: "I have an aching elbow and he asks for urine sample?" So he decides to mess with the doctor and mixes his cats urine with his wifes and returns it to the doctor.
Day after he gets a call from the doctor and doctor says: "Your wife has herpes, your cat is perfectly well and you just have a too narrow toilet where to jerk off!"
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