A woman gives birth to twins and then goes into a coma

When she wakes up, she realises that she is yet to name her child.

Doctor: Oh, don't worry about that miss. Your brother was here while you were unconscious. He named your children.


Mother: What!? My brother is a complete idiot! Oh God, what did he name my daughter?


Doctor: Denise


Mother: Oh, I guess that's not too bad. What a relief. And what did he name my son?


Doctor: ....Denephew

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