There was a guy standing there nude! Completely fucking naked with nothing but a girl on his back (also naked).
"What's your costume supposed to be?" I asked the man incredulously.
"I'm a snail obviously bro!" He smiled at my confusion and pointed at the girl he was carrying.
"This is Michelle."
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