Principal and a secretary of a school went together to a business lunch where a main meal was a snail specialty.
Next day secretary is explaining to a school cook:
"Do you know that our principal is so dumb he was eating snails with their shells?"
In the same time principal explains to housekeeper:
"Did you know that our secretary is a really horny woman. Whole time during lunch she kept looking me directly in eyes, kicking me under the table and whispering to me:"Pull him out! Pull him out!"."
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