I walk into a pub in Scotland and sit down next to the only other guy there...

As I pull up a chair, he slides me a beer, and I ask him why he's all alone. He answers, "You see that barn out the window? I built that barn all by myself with me bare hands! But do they call me McGregor: The Barn Builder? FUCK NO!" He slams his pint on the bar loudly, and points out the other window. "Y'see that bridge out there? I built that all by myself, stone by stone with me bare hands! But do they call me McGregor: The Bridge Builder? FUCK NO!" He slams his pint again. "This very bar, I built it timber by timber with me bare hands but do they call me McGregor: The Bar Builder? FUCK NO!" He slams his pint one last time and cradles his head in his hands.

"But ya fuck one goat..."

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