Invited to a poker game a guy says "ok I'll be there but I have to leave a midnight. My wife will wait up and no matter how sneaky I am if I'm one minuet late she is pissed for days." The other guy responds "Your doing it all wrong. When I go out I stay out till just before dawn. Race in to the driveway with the lights on slam on the breaks, honk the horn 3 times. Ring the doorbell then burst in to the bed room slap my wife on the ass and say Hay baby how about we fuck. and she pretends to be asleep."
sorry bout the grammar ect.
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