Two men, Sam and Trevor, are standing outside a bar with their dogs on leashes. Sam, who has a golden retriever, suggests to his friend Trevor, who has a chihuahua, "Why don't we go in and get a drink." Trevor replies, "We can't go in with our dogs." Sam proposes, "Follow my lead", as they step in.
After ordering drinks the bar owner comes and confronts the men. "I'm sorry, dogs aren't allowed in my bar", he says. Sam replies, "Of course sir, but these are seeing-eye dogs." Embarrassed, the owner apologizes, "Oh I'm so sorry I had no idea." Following the apology, the owner peeks over Sam's shoulder and notices Trevor and his dog. "Wait a minute?! He's got a chihuahua as a seeing eye dog?!" In panic, Trevor exclaims, "What?! They gave me a chihuahua?!"
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