He goes to the madame and says "I only have $1, what can I do with that?"
She takes his dollar and leads him to a door in the very back of the brothel. He enters and finds himself in a very small room, with a full length mirror and a sheep. He's disappointed, but he hasn't had any sex in a long time and he already paid the dollar, so he has sex with the sheep.
A month later, he returns to town. After drinking, he only has 50 cents left. He goes back to the brothel and asks if there is anything he can do for 50 cents. "You can't DO anything, but there is a live sex show you can watch." He figures that's better than nothing, so he follows the madame to a different door in the back hall.
When he opens the door, he finds a darkened room with several men watching a man have sex with a goat through a window. They are all laughing. The sailor says "That's not so funny" and one of the guys says "You should have been here last month, there was a sailor screwing a sheep!"
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