Elmer fud saw an ad in the newspaper for a horse, so he looked up the address and went to the home of the dude who was selling the horse. When he got there, Elmer asked to see the horse so he could make sure he wanted it. So , the old man who was selling it took him to the barn and showed him the horse. "Can I see hoer hoofs?" asked Elmer, and the old man said sure as he lifted the right hoof. "Gwood!" he said and then asked " Can i see her gawwop?" By this time, the old man was getting annoyed as he lifted himself on to the back of the horse and took her for a little gallop. When he got back, the old man sighed as Elmer pleaded "May I see her twot?" The old man was so furious that he picked up Elmer Fud and shuvved his face right in her but and smeared it in his face.
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