3 guys are standing on a building when god shows up. God tells them, jump of this building and scream what you want to be when you die, and i will make it happen. The first guy jumps and screams "lion"! God turned him into a lion. The second runs and jumps of while screaming, "cheetah". God turns him into a cheetah. The third guy runs and before he jumps he trips over a rock and screams "SHIT!"
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