When I'm not in my right mind
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind get...
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Shin: A device for
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the d...
JET
What is pink, flies and has a helmet? Apig fl...
If the #2 pencil is
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is i...
How come abbreviated is such
How come abbreviated is such a long word? Why ...
Growing old is mandatory, but
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is op...
What happens to the holes
What happens to the holes when all the cheese ...
Why doesn't Tarzan have a
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? War doesn't d...
If pro is the opposite
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the...
If the shoe fits, get
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it...
Last night I played a
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast...
Rules of attraction
The less attractive you are, the more intellig...
If someone with multiple personalities
If someone with multiple personalities threate...
Does 'virgin wool' come from
Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepher...
Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat
Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Eat r...
If you tied buttered toast
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a ca...
How can there be self-help
How can there be self-help "groups"? If white ...
If Fed Ex and UPS
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they ca...
Why is there an expiration
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?...
Do pilots take crash-courses?Do stars
Do pilots take crash-courses?Do stars clean th...
If at first you don't
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is no...
Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye
Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled dogs? ...
If space is a vacuum,
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?If ...
Why not modern Latin: VENI,
Why not modern Latin: VENI, VEDI, VISA - I cam...
What does Geronimo say when
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a ...