An old man in a retirement home was very depressed. One of the
nurses asked him, "What's the matter, Mr. Wilson?" "My penis
died," he said. "What?" She asked. To which he again replied,
"My penis died!" The nurse didn't think too much about it and
continued what she was doing.
The next day, she spotted the old man walking around with his
penis hanging out. "Stop that, Mr. Wilson." She yelled, "You
can't just walk around with your penis hanging out!" Mr. Wilson
says, "Do you remember yesterday I told you that my penis had
died? Well...today is the viewing!"
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