10 lb Eyeball

A man is nervously waiting in the lobby of a hospital for his
wife to deliver. All the children they've had before have been
terribly deformed.


Finally, the doctor approaches the man and says, "Sir please
follow me." They walk down a long, dark corridor, and into the
wife's delivery room.


She's lying there, crying, with a little bundle in her arms. The
man peers over, and moves the blanket. In her arms is a 10 pound
eyeball. The man gets down on his knees, and cries, "Oh, dear
God!! What could be worse?" The doctor solomnly shakes his head,
and says, "He's blind."