I Have Learned...

I have learned to not jump out the window with a towel as a parachute.

..never throw a boomerang if you don't know how to catch it.

..don't fly a kite while facing towards the wind.

..don't throw a cat on a dog.

..never leave a three year old alone with duct tape and glue

..don't let a friend make you laugh while eating unless he/she knows the heimlich maneuver.

..don't ditch school if you don't know the way back home