The day God created the Dog he had all dogs in heaven gathered in one place so he could speak to them, of course the place was noisy and messy and one dog was howling, while two were fighting over a bone, others were chasing cherubs and, you get the picture…so God, who had been trying to get their attention all along got really mad and shouted:
“SILENCE! I shall have absolute silence for the next 5 minutes or i will have none of you back in here for the rest of eternity!”
Immediately everyone sat down in orderly fashion, and silence was kept…for about a minute. Then someone farted.
Thus, they have been looking for the culprit ever since.
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