I didn't recognize you


A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on
the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my
time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift,
liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair
color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died immediately.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40
years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

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