Three men are imprisoned by pygmies. They are tied up in the center of a coliseum with thousands of pygmies onlooking. The king calls out to the first guy, "Death or huba-buba!?" The guy says, "well, I don't know what huba-buba is but I definitely don't want to die. So, huba-buba." The King turns to the crowd and yells, "HUBA-BUBA!" The crowd goes crazy, jumping up and down and cheering "HUBA-BUBA HUBA-BUBA HUBA-BUBA!" A group of pygmies rush out and sodomize the first guy. The guy is released and limps away from the coliseum.
The king turns to the second guy and says, "Death or huba-buba!?" The guy doesn't want to be sodomized but figures it would be better than dying. So he says weakly, "huba-buba." The King turns to the crowd and yells "HUBA-BUBA!" The crowd goes crazy and cheer frantically, "HUBA-BUBA HUBA-BUBA HUBA-BUBA!" A group of pygmies rush out and sodomize the guy. The guy is released and limps away from the coliseum.
The king turns to the last guy can yells, "Death or huba-buba!" The guy replied, "I'm not getting fucked in the ass. I'll take death." The King turns to the crowd and yells "Death! ....by HUBA-BUBA!"
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