When st. Peter approaches. He looks at the fIrst man and says "alright then, what brings you to heavens door?" The first man clinches his fist and through gritted teeth begins "I had just started a new job in a new town after leaving everything to marry the "love of my life". Well I'm driving home from work a little early to surprise her with dinner and decide to give her a call. She answers and what do you think i hear? Another's man's voice! So I race home and start tearing the place apart and low and behold guess what I find hanging from our 5th floor apartments balcony? This guy standing behind me. Now in my fit of rage I start throwing things at him trying to loosen his grip so he will fall to his death, and persistent as he was as a last ditch effort I hoisted the fridge from the kitchens dropped it over taking him with it. Alas karma is as cold as my wife and my tie caught on the fridge and pulled me over with it..." shocked st. Peter turns his gaze to the second man. Defensively he starts " now wait its not what it seems, see I was just trying to do a little reading and my downstairs neighbors where making an awful racket, moaning and chasing each other around. I went to my balcony and leaned over to try and tell them to please keep it down and slipped falling over the railing. Now luckily I caught myself on the railing bellow, and was about to yell for help when out of nowhere this guy here starts trying to lion king my ass. And as he told you next thing I know im riding a refridgerator down 5 stories to my death." Now curious st. Peter turns his gaze to the last man. "now picture this, butt naked in a refrigerator"
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