There's a man out on a Wisconsin marsh duck hunting, and a warden approaches him and asks him about his quarry. The man presents a first duck and the warden grabs it, sticks his finger in the duck's ass, sniffs it and says, "This duck is from Michigan, you got a license for Michigan duck?" The guys furnishes a MI duck stamp. The warden grabs a second duck and does the same thing. After sniffing his finger he says, "This duck is from Minnesota, you got a MN License?" The guy pulls out his Minnesota license. "Ok wise guy," says the warden, but lemme see that third duck!" So he proceeds to grab it and sniff its ass too. "Ok, This fucking thing's from Iowa and I'll bet you've got a tag from Iowa as well. Just where the hell are you from anyways?!" The hunter drops his drawers, presents his asshole and says, "Why don't you tell me, warden!"
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