So, these two guys are eating lunch and the subject of "the most painful experience of your life" comes up. The first guy thinks for a moment and says "that would have to be the time I slammed the car door on my hand". The second guy thinks and says "I know the second most painful experience of my life was when I went to take a dump in the woods and squatted down on a [bear trap](http://features.cgsociety.org/newgallerycrits/g51/7551/7551_1217259273_large.jpg), the damn thing latched onto my dick and balls and I ran like hell".
The first guy says "Jesus man, if that was the second most painful experience of your life, what was the first?" and his friend replied "It came about 5 seconds later when I ran out of chain."
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