Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

(FORMER) VICE PRESIDENT GORE


I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens
right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road!
I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them.


PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH


I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I
say give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The
government needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they
can get across the road.


SENATOR LIEBERMAN


I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God
in their own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and
no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in their
own way.


VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY


Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if
they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They
don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested
in crossing the road myself.


RALPH NADER


Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil
tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays
tiremakers to create the need for these roads and then lures
chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them.
Down with the roads, up with chickens.


PAT BUCHANAN


To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.


ERNEST HEMINGWAY


To die. In the rain.


FREUD


The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


BILL GATES


I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable
part of eChicken.


BILL CLINTON


I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
"chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?


COLONEL SANDERS


I missed one?