The chief cannibal tells them that he will grant them all one wish to help them get away and if they catch them the cannibals will skin them and make them into boats, the first guy gets up and says id like a gun so the chief hands him a gun and he starts running and shooting the cannibals in his way when he runs out of bullets and is caught and skinned, the second guy asks for a horse and quickly rides away but the horse gets tired and the cannibals catch up on their horses the last guy asks for a fork and the chief confused gives it to him and the guy immediately starts stabbing into is skin and says "try to make a boat out of me now bitches!!!"
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