Horse Problems

There were three men on a ranch grooming their horses. All of a sudden, a
genie appears and says to the men, "I will each grant you one wish, then I
must go."


The genie turns to the first man and says, "What is your wish?" The first
man thinks for a while and then says, "I wish for my dick to be as big as
my horse's."


The genie says, "Okay, just go to sleep, and when you wake up, your dick
will be as big as your horse's."


Then the genie turns to the second man and asks him what he would like to
wish for. The second man thinks hard then says, "I wish for my dick to be
two times the size of my horse's." The genie asks, "Are you sure that's
what you want?" The second man nods his head. "Okay, go to sleep and when
you wake up, your dick will be twice the size of your horse's."


The genie turns to the third man and asks him what his wish is. "Um, I
wish for my dick to be three time the size of my horse's." The genie asks
him, "Now, are you sure that's what you want?" The third man says, "Yup!
On second thought, make that four times the size" The genie tells the
third man to go to sleep and when he wakes up, he will have his wish.


The next morning, the first man gets up and shouts..."Hooary! My dick is
big!"


The second man runs to the first man and says, "That's nothing, my dick is
HUGE!"


The third man comes into the room crying. The two other men ask him what's
wrong. The third man replies, "My horsey was a girl."