seven wise men with knowledge so fine
created a pussy to their design
first was a butcher
with smart wit
using a knife he gave it a slit
second was a carpenter
strong and bold
with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole
third was a tailor
tall and thin
by using red velvet he lined it within
fourth was a hunter
short and stout
using fox fur he lined it without
fifth was a fisherman
nasty as hell
he therew in a fish and gave it a smell
fifth was a preacher
whose name was mcgee
he touched it and blessed it
and said it could pee
last was a sailor
a dirty little runt
he sucked it and fucked it
and called it a cunt
by sarah from newcastle
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