The little Indian Man

Once upon a time there was a lil' Indian man who was doing
his business on the side of the highway. When he was finished he
got a ride with this man in a large red truck. The man asked the
lil' Indian man some questions and they were on their way. About
5 minutes later the Indian man said he had to go "pee-pee". The
truck driver thought, what a moron, and stopped on the side of
the rode and let the lil' Indian man have his business. He
finished up and loaded back in the large truck and they were
off. About 5 minutes later the Indian man said again, "I gotta
go pee-pee!". The truck driver getting annoyed questioned
himself about picking this Indian man up and let him go have his
business once agian. So he got back on and 5 minutes later the
Indian man again said he had to go piss. The truck driver
getting outraged let the Indian man out and then slammed the
door and took off. He sped up to 20 miles per hour and he saw
the lil' Indian man running along the truck. He thought to
himself, this guy is stranger then he looks. So he slammed his
excellorator and was off at about 40 mph. The Indian man was
still running along the side. 45,50,55.. still there. He got up
to 70 and the lil' Indian man was not slowing down. Confused and
frightened he stopped the truck, opened his door and said, "How
the heck can you run that fast?" The indian man replied, "If you
had you dick stuck in that dang door you'de run that fast too!"