Switched cocks


While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."


"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.


"What are you celebrating?" he asked.


"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"


"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.


"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."


"How did it happen?"


"I switched cocks."


"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.

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