Weasel Jokes

Weasel Jokes

Fight with the Little Lady


Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the barte...

Lover Quarrels


Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the barte...

Words of wisdom from Homer Simpson


"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's...

HIS and HERS Road Trip


HERS:


Pulls off at wrong exit.


opens win...

The Top 20 Signs You're Not at the Real Olympics


20> You're running the 100-meter dash again...

Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender,...


Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the barte...

Roat Trip

HIS and HERS Road Trip

HERS:

1. Pulls o...

Drunk Weasels

Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One sta...

A weasel walks into a bar

And asks for a beer.

The bartender says "we c...

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoa...

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Inte...

The LHC was shut down recently by a weasel

Seems that the problem was a stoatal disaster f...

How do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

A weasel is weasily identified, a stoat is stot...

Two guys are enjoying a few drinks at a bar

Two guys are enjoying a few drinks at a bar. On...

So then, the rhino looked at the elephant and said "What about the weasel?"

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up...

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatall...

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is s...

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is ...