Mommy and Daddy Dearest

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a
picture of a deer.


So the teacher asks Bobby, �What is this animal called?�


�I don�t know,� claims Bobby.


So then she says, �I'll give you a hint�it's what your mother calls your
father.�


The boy thinks for a minute and then says, �Oh that's what a son of a bitch
looks like!�