Three dogs are sitting at a vet office and the first dog turns to the second and asks what he is in for. Second dog says, "Everyday, my owner comes home to me peeing all over the house. Can't help myself, so he is putting me to sleep. What are you in for?"
First dog says, "Well everyday, my owner comes home to me shitting all over the house. Can't help myself either, so he is putting me down to sleep as well." They both turn to the third dog and asks him the same question.
"Well my owner always does the cleaning completely naked, and one day while she was bending over to dust, I couldn't help myself and I started humping her like crazy."
The first dog says, "So she is putting you down to sleep?"
Third dog replies, "Nope, she just sent me her to get my nails trimmed."
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