So my buddy has a cattle ranch out in the sticks and one of his cows got its head stuck in the fence so he called me up to pull it out, I gotta truck with a winch we hooked up to some shoulder straps, so I get there... Him and his two cousins (mentally challenged) are there and are going to help me set up, we got the cow hooked up its a slow process I'm slowly bringing on tension and my friend is helping adjust the cow , well the cousins were standing there one says "hey man that looks like fun!" He goes up to the cow pulls his pants down and starts butt fucking the cow, the other cousin says "ya that DOES look like fun!" So he goes and gets his head stuck in the fence.
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