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I had to listen to this on a helpdesk (not allowed to hang up unless they swear). Bloke from London, sure they're doing this 'cos they know. Me on UPS helpdesk taking an order.
The key points..
Daughter: Can I go (wherever)
Dad: Sure, if you suck my cock.
Daughter: (some time later) Daddy, it tastes of poo.
Dad: Yeah, your brother wanted to go there too.
Trouble is. It is etched in my head. Management meetings. Overnight jollies. Even Frankie Boyle's "spunk in the gutter" joke is less offensive than what that Cockney told me. Twat spread it out for minutes!
Anyone else got a joke that wont shift?
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