Offensive Parrot

A guy is walking to his work one morning when he walks past a pet shop with an African grey parrot in a cage outside it. As he walks past he hears a voice shouting,

"Hey you ya ugly bastard"

He turns round to the parrot wondering if he had imagined it. The parrot blankly looks at him whilst whistling away to itself. The guy decides he must have been dreaming and walks on.

The next day as he is walking past the same shop, he hears,

"Hey you ya ugly bastard"

He spins round and says to the parrot,

"Did you just call me an ugly bastard?"

The parrot blankly looks at him whilst whistling away to itself, the guy confused decides he must have imagined it again and walks on.

The 3rd day he is walking past the same shop he hears,

"Hey you ya ugly bastard"

He turns and marches straight into the shop to speak with the owner.

"Three mornings in a row I have walked past your parrot and heard it calling me an ugly bastard, at first I thought I was dreaming but I am positive he is doing it" the guy tells the owner.

They walk outside and the owner asks the parrot,

"Have you been calling him an ugly bastard?"

"I have" the parrot says "I dunno why, just every time I see him it just pops out"

"Right, you need to stop it, if you don't there is a chance will go back to stay in the wild, and I'm pretty sure you don't want that" explains the owner.

The parrot looking terrified and shaking says "No....no... I'm sorry, I promise I won't say it again"

The guy pleased with this goes on his way. The next day he walks past the shop and looks at the parrot who blankly stares back at him. Just as he is past the shop he hears,

"Hey you!"

He turns and shouts at the parrot "What?"

The parrot casually replies "You fucking know what"