OLD IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, Let's go upstairs and make love, and you answer, Pick one, I can't do both! OLD IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. OLD IS WHEN.... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door. OLD IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. OLD IS WHEN. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. OLD IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. OLD IS WHEN..... Getting a little action means I don't need to take any fiber today. OLD IS WHEN..... Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. OLD IS WHEN..... An all-nighter means not getting up to pee.
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