Upon inquiry, the man told the psychiatrist that he has a problem with cursing.
"In order to properly gauge the severity of your problem, I want you to go home and get a jam or pickle jar. Each time you curse, I want you to put a penny in that jar. Come back to me tomorrow morning with the result, and we will go from there."
The man did as he was asked, and the next morning he returned to the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist was surprised to see that it was 3/4 the way full with pennies. Astounded, he said to the man, "Wow, you really do have a problem with cursing!"
To which the man replied, "If you think that is a shitload, I got two god damned trash bags of these little assholes back in my fucking car!"
(This was my favorite joke to tell when I was 10, and the reason I got my first ass-whooping.)
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