A guy walks into his house, he's got a duck on his shoulder.
His wife is sitting on the couch.
He looks at his wife and says, " This is the pig I've been fucking."
His wife looks at him and says, "That's not a pig, it's a duck!"
The guy says, "I was talking to the duck."
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