Once upon a time, there was a young Indian man named Ram who fell in love with a beautiful white woman. Although his parents did not approve, he stubbornly married the woman and brought her to live in the home he shared with his parents.
The next day, Ram's mother, named Sita, made breakfast for the whole family. She lovingly made lunch for her husband and son to take to work. The white woman, however, stayed in bed long after the two men went off to work. When she finally came out of her room, Sita was shocked to see the white woman completely naked!
"Why aren't you wearing clothes?!" asked Sita.
"This is my birthday suit. I was born in this suit, and this is the suit that I shall wear at home."
Sita tried to explain that the woman couldn't just walk around the house naked. What would Ram's father think?! The white woman ignored her requests.
Later that evening, Sita spoke imploringly to her son. "Ram, your wife is walking around in her birthday suit... These white people...!"
"I don't mind," said Ram, laughing. "I like it."
Shocked, Sita went to her own husband and explained the problem to him. "Sita, she is making her husband happy. She should try to keep him pleased with her," said Ram's father.
Over the next few days, Sita watched as her daughter in law walked around the house in comfort, and suddenly her own sari seemed like a burden to wear. She also noticed that her son couldn't keep his hands off his wife. Despite doing no housework at all, this white woman's birthday suit was keeping her husband very happy.
Sita decided to embrace her daughter in law's ways. The next day, her husband found her reclining peacefully on the couch, absolutely naked.
"What do you think? I'm in my birthday suit," she said, smiling.
"Sita, at least you should have ironed it!!"
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