He sees the pigs owner in the front yard and yells "Hey, what's so great about this pig?" The owner replies "That's Wilbur, greatest pig ever. One night we had a fire and Wilbur woke the whole family up by running through the house squealing, saved all our lives! Damn great pig!" The man says "Really!? He lost his leg saving all your lives, huh? That is a damn great pig!" "No" the owner says. "That's not how he lost his leg." The man asks "Well how did he lose his leg?" The owner replies "You just don't eat a pig like that all at once!"
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