Hero pig!

A man is traveling on a business trip when he comes by a town where he is going to stay for the night. So he gets a hotel room and falls asleep. When he awakes he realizes that he still has plenty of time before he has to make it to his meeting. So he decides he's going to walk around town for a while. He comes across a sign that reads "come meet the one if a kind hero pig!" So he decides to walk in. He is greeted by an old man to whom he asks "what's so special about this pig here" pointing to the three legged pig that is in a cage in the corner. The man replied, "this pig has saved my life twice." "really?" Exclaimed the man "how did he do that?" "well, i was sitting in my house one day and and it burst into flames and a big wooden beam feel on top of me and without hesitation Charlie, over there, came and pulled me from the burning house and saved my life." "wow" the man said surprised "how did he save your life the second time?" "well" the old man said "i was working on my truck when the jack failed and the truck fell on top of me. Screaming for help, Charlie finally came to the rescue and was pulling me out for and hour before he finally got me free and the truck nearly landed on him." "that's amazing" said the man "is that how he lost his leg?" "oh no," said the old man "this here is a hero pig. I can't eat him all at once"

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