for several months and gets horny so he decides he'll try and have sex with his camel, so he gets off his camel and gets behind it. As he's pulling his pants down the camel turns around and looks at him. He thinks, "What am I doing? I can't do this with my camel looking at me!" So he pulls up his pants and continues his journey. Another month passes and again he feels horny, so he tries again. He climbs off the camel and gets behind it. Again, the camel looks at him. Again he says "I can't do it with the camel looking at me." So, he continues his journey. Then on his journey he sees two criminals trying to rape a woman in the desert, he takes out his sword and kills the criminals. The woman says, "thank you so much for saving me in return I will do anything you want."
The man thinks and says, "Well, there is one thing, could you hold my camel's head?"
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